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Got us some wine. It's a party now.

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I love your engagement ring.

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I want to see it again. I want to see it
again.

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Oh, it's so pretty.

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That is big time. Yeah. Mine was
beautiful too.

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What do you mean was?

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Well, I'm sure it still is beautiful
somewhere, but.

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Dude, hell.

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I sold it.

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You sold it? I sold my engagement ring
and my wedding ring.

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We modeled my bathroom.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Don't give her any ideas. Oh, my gosh.

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I'm going to keep mine.

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Hey.

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Yes, you are. Of course you are, because
the marriage is going to last forever.

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Yeah. Cheers to that.

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Come here.

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Okay, well, I got one for you guys.
Maybe you can help me.

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I've just been single long enough, so I
start dating this guy. It's only been a

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couple months, but I'm just... Tell me
what you think. This is weird.

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So... You know, Valentine's Day comes
around. I'm all excited. I want to be

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romantic.

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And I got him his favorite cigar and a
book that he'd been talking about

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to read, right? And I was all excited.

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We go out to dinner, and I gave him his
gifts. And, you know, not that I

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expected anything, but he didn't, you
know, reciprocate, right?

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So I'm like, okay, maybe after dinner.

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Drops me off, opens the door, and hands
me a couple of baby teas that had his

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company logo on it.

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What does that mean?

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I don't understand.

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I don't understand. Wait, wait, wait.

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See, that's the problem. I didn't
understand either. That was my gift.

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But did he say it? I mean, did he just
hand you the baby teeth? It's not like

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they were even gifted.

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No, they weren't wrapped or anything.

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I think that's the wrong one.

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That's not cool.

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That's really weird. What does he want
you to do?

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I guess wear them.

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I want to wear the t -shirts. For
photos, for something. I don't

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Are you modeling for him now? I need it.

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Oh.

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I'll get it.

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Don't worry about you guys. Keep
partying.

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I'll be right back.

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Ladies, there's been a complaint of a
disturbance here.

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Does anyone know why someone would be
reporting that at this address?

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I mean, no, officer. We're three well
-mannered ladies here, and I don't...

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Can you think of any reason why somebody
would actually call the cops?

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Well, then.

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However,

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you know...

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I do think, you know, Eva needs to maybe
be reprimanded because she's got the

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crazy idea of getting married again.

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That's right.

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Back to the next party.

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Yeah. That's right.

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Well, I see.

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Miss Eva, I'm going to have to ask you
to stand up.

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Wow.

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That's funny. Turn around for me. Place
your hands behind your back.

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Julia Ann. I know.

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You had to know I'd do it. Yeah.

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You had to know.

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Come on.

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Oh, my God. This is so funny. I can't
believe I have a camera on me.

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No cameras.

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Meet Officer Lovejoy.

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit. Officer, I have a special
issue.

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Come with me for a minute. I want to
talk to you in the other room.

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Just one second, guys. We'll be right
back.

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Holy shit, Johnny. I didn't know you
were a stripper.

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Oh my God, this is so awkward. I don't
know if I can go through with this

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without them knowing that I know who you
are.

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Relax. What's the big deal?

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I know you stare at me when I play
basketball with Tom in your backyard.

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You look at me like I'm a steak.

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Johnny!

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Now just relax.

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Whatever happens at bachelor parties...

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It stays at the party.

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Now let's go back in there and enjoy
ourselves.

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I promise it won't leave this room. Oh
my god.

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Come on.

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Now where were we, ladies?

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Um, well, before Brandy thought it was
okay to steal my stripper, we were just

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getting to the festivities.

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I believe I was going to be reprimanded.

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Yay! It's my party.

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Oh shit!

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It is your party. Get it, girl.

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Thank you.

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I think you might be rethinking this
soon. I think so, too.

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Yeah, it kind of does for us.

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That's what you ladies do. That's what
you ladies wanted.

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I cannot touch.

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I think this officer is more than a
handful.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I like it.

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There we go.

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Guys,

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he might be a mouthful.

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How do we do this?

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It's kind of fun that you don't have
your hands. We can have our way with

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. I have to say I have seen
these before.

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I'm good like this.

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You know I own these handcuffs.

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Here we go.

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Damn.

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She's great. She's loving on this.

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I think this one's more than a mouthful.
Well, I hope so, because he cost me a

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lot of money. I think I got enough for
everyone in here. Oh, really?

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Well, I think you're going to have to
prove it. I'm not going to let you take

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friend down to the station without
showing us. Oh, shit.

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You can never be too cautious.

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Oh, my God. You are totally stealing my
stripper today.

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It's mine.

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It's my party.

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Oh, that's right.

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It is your party.

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Come on, you guys know you're just as
crazy

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as I am.

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That's good.

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Well, you have to at least put the
bachelorette in there.

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But of course, what are friends for?

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Better get yourself some strange before
this

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wedding.

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Enjoy it, darling.

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You're such a good friend.

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That's true.

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I

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was

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just going to say that she's too
dressed.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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What's going on over here?

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What's going on over here?

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I can not hold.